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Greg Male's avatar

Brilliant. Sad. True. Join the Anti Green Bean Movement and don’t forget to leave before leftovers are handed out.

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ECM's avatar

Except the pie. Always stay until the leftover pie is handed out.

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Christopher Dake's avatar

Better yet. Bring the pie then leave with the pie.

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Christopher Dake's avatar

That’s a good call on the leftovers!

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ECM's avatar

Those Nazis were only a few blocks from my house. I went out to curb stomp them but they had fled before I arrived.

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Christopher Dake's avatar

They are good at fleeing and hiding that’s for sure.

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ECM's avatar

I’ve never been arrested before, but I would’ve proudly welcomed my first arrest being a charge related to heckling Nazis. Hell, I’d add a note about the arrest to my LinkedIn bio.

“Product Executive | Strategist | Chief Marketing Officer | Heckler of Nazis”

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Christopher Dake's avatar

I’d be your reference.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

The Lions have never won the Super Bowl- I hope that will change this year.

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Christopher Dake's avatar

They are looking good!

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Joanne Smith's avatar

Wow, Chris. You took this to the next level. Are you OK? I do like your ideas for hosting Thanksgiving. And Blue is looking fit, beautiful and ready for some roasted duck.

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Christopher Dake's avatar

I drank a lot of wine during the week I spent drafting this. 😁

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Cindy Male's avatar

Lots of wine gets those brain juices flowing. We roast the veggies at this house. Green bean casserole, ugh ugly!

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Christopher Dake's avatar

I feel like I’m much smarter this way.

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